HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TAMMY MACARONI!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

116!
today is tammy's birthday!
the day she turns 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

as an official 18 year old, you can -

1) watch m-18 movies
2) legally gamble
3) legally drink (oh hellllll yea)
4) CLUBBBBBBBINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
5) Considered a half-adult, though we would eventually still mess things up like
kids...AHHH..don't bother

HAVE AN AWESOME FULFILLING AND SMASHING BIRTHDAY EVER TAMMY!

With love,
~welfare rep~
on behalf of 116